Jul 22,2014 9138

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

Jul 22,2014 73149

trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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Jul 22,2014 107211

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

Jul 22,2014 172931

toinfinityandbeyonce:

i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”

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Jul 22,2014 1750

gaypos:

when you see your mutuals online and they’re not reblogging your selfie

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Jul 22,2014 111461

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

Jul 22,2014 377511

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Jul 22,2014 222648

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

Jul 22,2014 19507
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